Date: Mon, 29 May 2006 09:56:27 EDT
To: puptcrit-AT-lists.driftline.org
Subject: Re: [Puptcrit] Getting back to my puppet business


 
Dear Bob Shiloh,
 
As humor consultant to Puppeteers of America, you should be more sensitive  
to the ironic importance of  the "Bralina" baby. (Note the Puppetry  
relevance.) 
 
You see, Brad Pitt makes a lot of money, is a big studly movie star, has  
been considered the sexiest man in the world, yet seemed incapable of  
fatherhood; trapped in a fallow marriage with a sexy movie star. I ask you,  could it be 
that a guy with stunning good looks, multi-millions in the bank and  an 
unstoppable movie career could be shooting blanks? Was his puppet unable to  
perform when the cameras aren't rolling? I see why it caught your  attention!
 
Well, finally, here is vindication! "It ain't me, Jen, it's you."
 
Time to start trying for a boy!
 
     -Steven->
 
.  
 
In a message dated 5/28/2006 8:16:24 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
BNathanson-AT-aol.com writes:

Now that  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had their baby, we can all finally get 
back  to our neglected puppet businesses again.   I don't know about the  
rest 
of you critters, but I was not taking any calls, or eating or shaving  until 
this most important event of the last thousand years was over and  done with. 
   
If there had been a category 5 hurricane bearing  down on Flori-DUH (which 
there 
will likely be this season thanks to global  warming - oops, sorry), the lead 
story on the Florida TV stations would  still be the birth of the Pitt-Jolie 
baby.   In case any of you  have not been following this historic event as 
closely as I have, the baby  girl was named Shiloh Nouvel.   This is an 
amazing 
co-incidence,  because that was what my mother was going to name me, if I had 
been 
born a  girl.

As I was in limbo awaiting this birth, I passed the time figuring  how long 
it 
would take me to earn what Brad Pitt earns in one  day.   Calculating what he 
now earns per picture, to make what  he makes in one day I would have to 
raise 
my price for a show ten thousand  per cent, perform twenty-eight shows per 
day 
seven days a week, three  hundred and sixty five days a year, and work until 
I 
am five hundred and  seventy-five years old.   Excuse me, I've got to get 
busy!  
Bob Shiloh Nouvel  Nathanson




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