From: "Ali Kazmi" <alikazmi-AT-orix-pak.com> Subject: fwd : Perfect? Date: Wed, 3 Feb 1999 04:28:36 +0500 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. >Perfect? > >Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect >courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, >perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving >their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed >someone at the side of the road in distress. > >Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with >a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of >Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. >Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving >conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an >accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? > >(Scroll down for the answer.) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The perfect woman. She's the only one who really existed in the first >place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as >a perfect man. > >Women: End e-mail here. Men, keep scrolling. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must >have been driving. >This explains why there was a car accident. >> >By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this brings another >point: women never listen either.
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