Date: Tue, 9 Feb 1999 18:33:06 -0500 (EST)
From: rosaphil <rugosa-AT-interport.net>
Subject: Re: SMILE



frogs legs all around!

why do indian women throw themselves on their husbands' funeral pyres?

---because it is less painful than having to go to the surgeon to be fixed
up (goat's tissue) so as to be able to fake virginity once again.

why are the jordanians weeping for king hussein?

--cuz prince abdullah was a mediocre student at Deerfield, but the Saudis
always send their offspring to Eton or Exeter.

why doesn't queen nor wear a veil all the time?

--so the orthodox settlers across the border won't mistake her for a
Jewess trying to fake being a shiksa.

what did the syrian chief of state whisper into the king's casket?

--sadaam may have outlived you, but you left a better-looking widow.

what did carter, bush and clinton do right before they prayed over the
casket?

--checked that each other's fly was up.

why did pakistan really decide to detonate the bomb?

--because indian beef curries always taste better braised, not simmered.



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