Date: Mon, 15 Feb 1999 18:43:43 -0600
From: jholden-AT-ies.net (Holden, John)
Subject: re:Texas joke


>> The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending
>> their first class on emotional extremes.
>> 
>> "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor,
>> to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the
>> opposite of joy?"
>> 
>> "Sadness," said the student.
>> 
>> "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young
>> lady from Rice.
>> 
>> "Elation," said she.
>> 
>> "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M, "how
>> about the opposite of woe?"
>> 
>> The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
>> 
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