From: "Andy" <as-AT-spelthorne.ac.uk>
Date: Wed, 17 Feb 1999 13:56:00 +0000
Subject: (Fwd) [Fwd: Fw: Cute Redneck Jokes]


This unpleasant class-ist stuff was forwarded to me but I don't 
understand the one about the Star Spangled Banner.


>YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF . . . . .
>
>You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner
>table in front of her kids.
>
>You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
>
>You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a
>different night.
>
>You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
>
>Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,
>"Hey, y'all watch this!"
>
>Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
>Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
>
>You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,
>"Gentlemen, start your engines!"
>
>You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded
>right off its wheels.
>
>You take a six-pack cooler to church.
>
>You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
>
>Your dad walks you to school because you are both in
>the same grade.
>
>Julia Mahood







_as