Date: Sat, 27 Feb 1999 16:12:22 -0600
From: jholden-AT-ies.net (Holden, John)
Subject: re:joke


Here's a joke that a local Dj told on an alternitive indie station:

This guy's driving throught the Australian outback in his truck, when he
suddenly hit a pig that came out of nowhere, and got it stuck with his roo
bar. (Which is supposed to be a bar that you put in front of your truck so
you don't damage it if you hit a kangaroo)
He tries to pull the pig loose while its snorting and squeling, but it
doesn't budge. So he get's on the radio and say's, "Braker, Braker 1 9, I
seem to have hit a pig in the outback and gotten him stuck between my roo
bar and my bumper. What do I do?"
He waits a little while and suddenly a voice comes one and says, "Yah, that
happens! what you wanna do is take a long, sharp knife and cut it's belly
open. That way the stomach and guts will spill out, loosening the pig and
it'll come right out."
So the guy takes his pig sticker and cuts open the belly. Sure enough, the
guts come right out and the pig falls to the ground.
So the guy gets back on his C.B. radio and says,"Thanks man, it worked like
a charm! But what the hell to I do with the motorcycle and helmet?!"
Holden