From: "Dave Coull" <d.y.coull-AT-dundee.ac.uk> Date: Thu, 8 Apr 1999 12:59:00 GMT Subject: Viruses Keri asked me to forward this to the list. If it gives you a laugh, thank me. If it doesn't, blame her. LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES!!!!! Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. Ronald Regan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes. Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB. Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus: Deletes all old files. Ellen Degeneres Virus: Disks can no longer be inserted. Titanic Virus (A Strain Of The Lewinsky Virus): Your whole computer goes down. Disney Virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy. Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Joey Buttafuoco Virus: Only attacks minor files. Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be baaack. Lorena Bobbit Virus: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows. Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. Clinton Virus: Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.
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