Date: Mon, 12 Apr 1999 16:15:19 +0100
From: mokey <higginsc-AT-tcd.ie>
Subject: Re: Kosovo Motives etc.


>Speaking of explosives, we had a bitch of a time getting our bonfire lit last
>night (technically this morning) after prom. We tried everything from
>gasoline to notebook paper, T.P., and we almost considered putting tequila on
>the fire until we noticed hay bales ripe for the picking. Any of ya'll ever
>seen freshly rolled hay that gets rained on? thats some fireworks, if I do
>say so.

hold on a minute while i put on a stern face.
did you not think of the poor livestock chris?
what are they meant to eat now?  actually, it is pretty late for farmers to
be still feeding hay.  and why the hell have i suddenly started talking
about farming?  i'm gonna stop before i turn into worzel gummidge.

colin