Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1999 17:53:06 -0400
From: roger <pelecat-AT-bellsouth.net>
Subject: ceasefire called in redneck-eurotrash conflict




danceswithcarp wrote:

> Tired of The War?  Ready for some hedonism on a scale you have to see to
> believe?

sure, dude.

>
>
> This is The First Annual Call To Arms of the Swashbuckling
> Anti-Authoritarians With Certain Innate Hedonistic And Nihilistic
> Tendencies Movement which will be held on the american Memorial Day
> Weekend, May 30ish or so in Bloomington and Indianapolis,
> Indy-by-gawd-anna.  The centerpiece of the gathering, of course, will be a
> holy trek to that shrine of automobile-hoodism, technology, and
> over-consumption, the Indianapolis International Motor Speedway's 500 Mile
> Race, which will be held exclusively this year for the SAAWCIHANT Movement
> and, oh, say, another 350,000 people, many of which will over consume
> alcohol and seared generic meat-products in search of The Big Buzz in
> order to escape politics or whatever ails them.

assuming anyone would go to indi-no-place on purpose, what's this race you
keep referring to?  as i told you in an earlier post, i have my NASCAR
schedule right in front of me and i don't see no damn race in indiannie.  must
be some small-time event.

still, i think a one-day ceasefire is in order.  during the race, i say we
stop attacking each other's views and stick purely to personal insults here on
the -AT--list, whatta ya say?  the debate over kosovo is becoming pretty
predictable:  us rednecks just want to hear thinks go *boom* while our
euro-trash buddies are still perfecting the age-old art of Looking the Other
Way.

wish i had the time and money to join you guys, but alas, someone has to
continue adding to the grossness of the national product.

roger