Date: Fri, 16 Apr 1999 11:01:11 -0700
From: "Senex R. Rupicapra" <olgoat-AT-kdsi.net>
Subject: Re: WELCOME TO AMERICA


Dave Coull wrote:
> Keri says she can't afford to fly over here to hold my hand,
> so to make sure I actually get on the plane she thinks
> I'd better take something to calm me down.
> 
> For some reason I don't really understand, by far
> the cheapest way to get from here to California
> is to fly east to begin with. To the Netherlands.
> That's where two Libyans are on trial by a Scottish
> court for blowing up an American plane. I'd better
> take a lot of something to calm me down. I just
> might arrive in San Francisco from Amsterdam
> calmed out of my skull.

 	aye, Dave take a nip or nine o the Scots and it'll
surely help.  whenever the Queen goes back to Danmark, she 
flies: Omaha-Minneapolis-Amsterdam-Copenhagen.  it's a long 
time on the plane and she claims a relaxant is "definitely 
helpful."
	me?  i aint flown since i quit the sauce 26 year ago.
("...i love the women, and...i love Jim Beam and they both 
tried to kill me in 1973."--Hank, Jr.)  i dont wanna be any 
higher up from the ground than i can jump.  at my age that's, 
mebbe, 11 inches.

	old goat.
	Of all the benefits which virtue confers on us, 
	the contempt of death is one of the greatest.
        --Michel Eyquem De Montaigne 
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