Date: Fri, 16 Apr 1999 18:21:00 -0400
From: Mike Bridge <chelovek-AT-mindspring.com>
Subject: Re: WELCOME TO AMERICA




Dave Coull wrote:

> Carpo wrote
>
> >hello, dave:  WELCOME TO AMERICA.  You're going to see
> >more flakes in California than you've ever seen in any Scottish
> >snow-swirl.
>
> You mean I get to meet Keri's ex-husbands
> numero two and three?  That should be interesting.
> They both sound as if they have only a very
> tenuous connection with this planet.
>

Probably will.

>
> (I wonder why she gets involved with weirdos?
>    With the exception of me, of course.)
>

I dont think you are an exception.

>
> (Carlos, Keri's Numero Uno, I would rather not meet,
> as he is currently dead, having got into a gunfight
> over a Mexican girl down in the west Texas town
> of El Paso. Yes, really.)
>

I think gunfighting is good.

>
> I am not at all nervous about California, but I am nervous
> about getting there. It is thirty six years since the last
> time I was in an airplane, and I didn't like it then.

Scared of an airplane? Why dont you come for a ride with me in my Urban
Assault Vehicle. Ill move the M203 so it wont poke you in the ass...

>
> Keri says she can't afford to fly over here to hold my hand,
> so to make sure I actually get on the plane she thinks
> I'd better take something to calm me down.
>

Vodka is good for that.(but not too much)

>
> For some reason I don't really understand, by far
> the cheapest way to get from here to California
> is to fly east to begin with.

I noticed that on my last cross-globe trip. England-France-Vladivostok
was
cheaper then Vladivostok-France-England. Queer people.

> To the Netherlands.
> That's where two Libyans are on trial by a Scottish
> court for blowing up an American plane.

Boom! So much confetti...

> I'd better
> take a lot of something to calm me down.

A good idea.


MIke