Date: Thu, 29 Apr 1999 21:39:33 -0400 From: "Sean Gallagher" <sean-AT-iwkbaltlab.com> Subject: Welcome to Machine (a.k.a. United News PLC) Hey folks-- here's the latest anarchist dispatch from the capitalist world. My company, CMP Media, was bought today for 920 million US dollars by United News and Media PLC, a multinational based in Britain (more familiar to you folks on that side of the pond as the company that owns the Express and the Star newspapers--so now those page 3 girls are colleagues). The spokesfiend for UN (an ironic acronym) said that he expected CMP to generate a 20 percent profit margin under the new management, and that would probably come via $40 million in "cost and overhead savings." "Overhead savings" sounds suspiciously like "getting the axe" to me. I'm starting to get just a little gunshy of British corps now, as this is the second company I've worked for that got absorbed by one (last time it was Reed-Elsevier). Plus, I've been checking out the web links of my new feudal lords, and, well, they're even more unpaletable than the business rah-rah that has made up the majority of the pap my company turns out. Of course, everyone above me in the food chain at CMP is thrilled. Mostly, it's the fact that they'll be getting $39 a share for their stock in the company (after holding it for less than a year in most cases and getting a 120% return on its initial value). Of course, the stock "gift" I was given by the company when we went public is now worth a whopping $884.00--enough to make a serious dent in my Sears account. So I'm looking at my alternatives, in this, the "Long Boom" economy. They're not horrible, but they're not as good as they used to be. Most of my choices now seem to fall into two categories: (a) some similar corporate vassalhood, or (b) a job with a make nothing, earn nothing, do nothinng Internet start-up. Then, of course, there's the route to "Free Agent" that that pathetic Fast Company Magazine keeps touting--A.K.A. freelance contractor, no health insurance, no benefits. Sure, it could be a lot worse. I could be out on my ass with nothing but debt and two kids and a significant other to support on whatever I can scrape up, plus Maryland unemployment and an "Independence Card" (aka electronic food stamps). It's that kind of uncertainty that keeps most schleps in shackles their whole lives, unwilling to risk change. Suffer, the poor petty bourgoise . . . Anyway, I've got 25 days before the transaction goes through. Maybe the revolution'll come before then.
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