Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 20:15:50 -0500 (EST)
From: danceswithcarp <dcombs-AT-bloomington.in.us>
Subject: Re: Violence




On Tue, 11 May 1999, Andrew T Coombs wrote:

> Man, I can get rid of Jehoves without resorting to a projectile 
> firing dick extension.
> All it requires is a knowledge of their doctrine.
> If you've ever actually read Watchtower you will now that they 
> believe that the entire world is possesed and controlled by Satan 
> exept their church.  Those annoying door knockers are supposed to be 
> 'Brave Soldiers'.


they're not too brave.  Once when Pat and I lived in a real trailer (as
opposed to a mobile home) that was rusted inside and out, a couple of JWs
knocked on our door one winter morning.  I answered wearing nothing but a
full set of U$ Army wool long-johns; scratchiest damn underwear ever made.
I stood there and clawed at me privates, rump and other sundry parts while
they tried to focus on anything but my attire.  Finally they started
laughing and walked away with me standing there still itching and
scratching.  It was a totally mutual seperation.

Plus, at the poor office I wirk (WIRK?) at I've got a casewirker who is a
JW.  She's not a preacher and she loves to laugh.  So's I guess
missionaries is like vegans; they're all right as long as they don't
fill up my mailbox with spam.



carp