From: "Coates, Nic" <NCoates-AT-vbagsle1.telstra.com.au>
Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 09:19:00 +1000



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===== STEP ONE =Pick a number between 1 and 100,
Multiply it by 5.
Add your age minus the number in your family.
Divide the number by 10 rounding to the nearest decimal
Write down the number on 1 side of a piece of paper







===== STEP TWO =Pick another different number between 1 and 100.
Multiply by 1998
Add the number in your family and minus your age
Divide the number by 10 rounding to the nearest decimal
Write down the number on the other side of the piece of paper











===== STEP THREE =
Take the first 2 digits of your home phone number and add them to the last 2
digits of your work number and multiply by 365.
Now, Write the number on a new sheet of paper









===== STEP FOUR =
Fold the first page in half.
Now fold the second page.
Place them side by side
Now pick up the two sheets - sheet 1 in your left hand and sheet 2 in your
right hand






NOW....







(scroll down)















Find a bin and place the sheets in it







Now using both your hands, slap yourself around the head while repeating

"I'm a fucking idiot who wastes too much time on shit like this..."