From: ONELADYLIZ-AT-aol.com
Date: Tue, 11 May 1999 20:50:27 EDT
Subject: The Hippie
To: ONEBLKBLT9-AT-aol.com


A Hippie was riding on the bus, and was sitting beside a Nun. He said to the 
Nun "I'd like to make love to you" The Nun replied to the Hippie "I am a Nun, 
I cannot have sex" Shortly afterwards the Nun got off at her stop. The Bus 
Driver calls the Hippie up to the front of the bus and says "I know how you 
can make love to that Nun" The Hippie asks "How?" "Well," said the driver, 
"every Tuesday at midnight the Nun goes to the cemetery and prays. If you 
dressed up in robes and had some glowing stuff on your face you could pretend 
you were God and demand sex from her" Good idea the Hippie said. So on the 
next Tuesday night he gets dressed up in some robes, puts some stuff on his 
face to make it glow and goes to the cemetery to wait. Sure enough the Nun 
showed up just before midnight, kneeled down and started praying to God. The 
Hippie steps out in front of the Nun, face glowing, robes moving in the
breeze and said "I'll answer your prayers Sister, but first you have to make 
love to me" The Nun is shocked to see God in front of her and said  "OK but 
it must be anal sex as I have to keep my virginity" "Fine" said the Hippie, 
the Nun kneels down, pulls up her dress and the Hippie does his thing. When 
he is done he stands up, whips off his robes and yells "HA HA I'm the Hippie" 
Whereas the Nun stands up, whips off her clothes and said "HA HA I'm the Bus 
Driver"..damn, that took a wicked turn! 

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