File spoon-archives/anarchy-list.archive/anarchy-list_1999/anarchy-list.9905, message 729


From: "Coates, Nic" <NCoates-AT-vbagsle1.telstra.com.au>
Subject: FW:  True Inspiration...
Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 11:40:00 +1000



15 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS

1.   Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by
       killing all those who opposed them.

2.   If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you
      probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the
      situation.

3.   Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job
      WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

4.   Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked in jet engines.

5.   Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

6.   A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a
       scapegoat.

7.   Plagiarism saves time.

8.  TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

9.  The beatings will continue until morale improves.

10.  Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large
        groups.

11.  We waste time, so you don't have to.

12.  Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent
        slacker.

13.  INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

14.  Succeed in spite of management.

15.  Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

   

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