Date: Mon, 05 Jul 1999 16:13:11 -0800
From: Dan Helphrey <dbhdesign-AT-earthlink.net>
Subject: Re: The Ye Olde Anarchy-List Survey


Anarch666-AT-aol.com wrote:

> 1. What is your prefered name? (what do like to be called?)

"Your Majesty"

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> 2. City/State (or country if outside the US)

El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora, la Reina de los Angeles

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> 3. Do you have any pets? If so, what?

I am a breeder of fine pet peeves.

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> 4. Occupation

Wage Slave

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> 5. What ideaology do you prescribe to? (anarchy, communism, socialism, etc.)

Absurdist

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> 6.Religion

Used to be the opiate of the people, before the invention of prime time TV

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> 7.Do you play video games?

Not currently, but I am looking for the Columbine High customized version of
Doom

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> 8. If so, what kind? List a few.
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> 9.Do you watch TV?

I'd rather hit myself in the head with a sharp rock.

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> 10. If so, what shows/types of shows?
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> 11. What sports do you play/like?

I am a mediocre swordsman.

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> 12. Do you enjoy reading?

Do you enjoy breathing?

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> 13. Name your favorite books.

"Weetzie Bat" by Francesca Lia Block, anything by Chomsky

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> 14. name your favorite movies

The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Bulworth

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> 15. What anarchist thinkers have influenced you?

Chomsky, Kropotkin

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> 16. What non-anarchist thinkers have influenced you?

Lao Tzu, Heraclitus, Epictetus

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> 17. Do you use drugs/alcohol/tobacco?

See response to television question, above.

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> 18. What's your favorite drug/drink/brand of cigarrette or cigar
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> 19. Do you listen to music often?

Do you breathe often?

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> 20. Name your favorite bands or musicians

Ani DiFranco, Leonard Cohen

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> 21. Name one person you would love to have sex with

That woman in the red dress at Buster's

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> 22. Name one person you would love to kill

That asshole in the SUV who cut me off on the 210

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> 23. Name one person who you would like to shove a hot fireplace poker into
> their ass
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> 24. If you had one wish, what would it be?

See Question 21, above

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> 25. What's one thing you hate about yourself or your life?

Being a wage slave

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> 26. Do you believe there is life outside our solar system?

Absolutely

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> 27. Do you think UFO's are alien spacecraft, government experiments or both?

If any aliens had, in fact, visited earth, they would have either made contact
or done a better job of concealing their presence

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> 28. Do you believe in the super natural?

No

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> 29. what's your favorite food?

Creme Brulée

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> 30. Would you say you know a lot about computers, a little, or that you can
> barely handle one?

More that the average schmuck, less than a true alpha geek

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> 31. Do you have any physical or mental ailments you'd care to bitch about?

I wish I could get over thinking so much and enjoy being a sheep.

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> 32. Did you honestly enjoy your childhood?

No, I enjoyed my childhood very dishonestly.

--
Dan, just another disgruntled wage-slave

“So, cut your hair and never stare at people who ain’t aware that every morning
they wake up dead...”

-Richard Fariña, “Sell-Out Agitation Waltz”