Date: Mon, 19 Jul 1999 17:03:55 -0500 (EST)
From: danceswithcarp <dcombs-AT-bloomington.in.us>
Subject: Re: Re : Redneck Jokes




On Mon, 19 Jul 1999 LindyJenn-AT-aol.com wrote:

> Lots of people 
> answerd the ad but none were bilingal. Finnaly a dog comes along and starts 
> running the computer and doing everything the guy wanted. He told the dog, "I 
> wish i could hire you, but are u bilingal?" the dog then went "Meow"


The only time I ever volunteered for a detail in the Army was when some
mexican officers were coming up to Ft. Lewis to train and they needed some
bilingual cadre medics in order to use live ammo and explosives on the
ranges. Naw, I didn't volunteer because we'd get to shoot off all of the
leftover ammo and toys. Hell, I volunteered because I thought "bilingual"
meant I got to have oral sex with two womyn at once.



carp