File spoon-archives/anarchy-list.archive/anarchy-list_1999/anarchy-list.9907, message 472


Date: Mon, 19 Jul 1999 18:18:49 -0400
From: Unka Bart <mendicant-AT-buddhist.com>
Subject: Re: whats yr point?


the rUtAbAgA responds to Andy:

>From: "Andy"
>Just curious as to why, you still feel the need to write in BLOCK CAPITALS.
>
>Perhaps if you changed your name from SAGE to a less pungent and more
>soothing herb such as Parsley or Camomile or even Rosemary, the resultant
>calming of your self-image would enable you to give the Caps Lock key the
>gentlest of touches.
>
>-JUST CURIOUS AS TO WHY YOU GIVE A SHIT HOW I WRITE. MAYBE IF YOU CHANGED
>YOUR NAME TO OBNOXIOUS TWIRP YOU WOULD SOON REALIZE YOUR TRUE INNER SELF.-
>ThE sAgE

Actually, young kumquat, Andy and I were just engaged in idle speculation
on your identify a few moments ago.

He thought that you were actually a retarded chimpanzee with stolen access
to an internet account.

I pooh-poohed that idea as ridiculous.  Ample scientific evidence exists to
refute that notion.  In fact, all studies to date show 100% of (normal)
chimps being able to locate the Caps lock key within the first 3 minutes
after being shown a standard keyboard.  The retarded ones only took an
additional 16.3 seconds on average.

I personally prefer the theory that you are merely an early beta of the
notorious CIA Artificial Stupidity program.

Yer Kindly Ol' Unka Bart



   

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