Date: Mon, 19 Jul 1999 18:18:49 -0400 From: Unka Bart <mendicant-AT-buddhist.com> Subject: Re: whats yr point? the rUtAbAgA responds to Andy: >From: "Andy" >Just curious as to why, you still feel the need to write in BLOCK CAPITALS. > >Perhaps if you changed your name from SAGE to a less pungent and more >soothing herb such as Parsley or Camomile or even Rosemary, the resultant >calming of your self-image would enable you to give the Caps Lock key the >gentlest of touches. > >-JUST CURIOUS AS TO WHY YOU GIVE A SHIT HOW I WRITE. MAYBE IF YOU CHANGED >YOUR NAME TO OBNOXIOUS TWIRP YOU WOULD SOON REALIZE YOUR TRUE INNER SELF.- >ThE sAgE Actually, young kumquat, Andy and I were just engaged in idle speculation on your identify a few moments ago. He thought that you were actually a retarded chimpanzee with stolen access to an internet account. I pooh-poohed that idea as ridiculous. Ample scientific evidence exists to refute that notion. In fact, all studies to date show 100% of (normal) chimps being able to locate the Caps lock key within the first 3 minutes after being shown a standard keyboard. The retarded ones only took an additional 16.3 seconds on average. I personally prefer the theory that you are merely an early beta of the notorious CIA Artificial Stupidity program. Yer Kindly Ol' Unka Bart
Display software: ArchTracker © Malgosia Askanas, 2000-2005