From: "Andy" <as-AT-spelthorne.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Filip4Mathilde
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 09:27:57 -0000


I've heard  exactly the same joke only with Michael Jackson in an aeroplane
with a school party, and Gary Glitter on a boat. I love the oldies.

Andy


-----Original Message-----
From: Unka Bart <mendicant-AT-buddhist.com>


>>On 9 Dec 1999, catkawin wrote:
>>
>>> Anyways, the local paper today wrote:
>>>
>>> The priest doing the wedding ceremony for the dumb future king of
Belgium
>>> (actually, according to European prejudice, this will make him a great
>>> symbol for his fellow country persons) has investigations up against him
>>> for child molesting.
>>
>>Damn, cat, you confirmed two of my suspicions in the same post: that
>>and that priests are
>>boy-fuckers the wirld around.
>
>A priest, a nun, a 12 year-old boy, and a lawyer are out fishing in the
>Gulf of Mexico.  They fail to notice that they have drifted out of sight of
>land, until the small boat they are in begins to take on water and begin to
>sink.
>
>Looking frantically for life-preservers, they discover, to their horror,
>that they have only one.
>
>"Gentlemen, we adults have already lived good lives," said the Nun, "we
>should give the boy a chance also, give him the life-preserver."
>
>"Fuck the kid," said the lawyer.
>
>Glancing quickly at his watch, the priest replied,
>
>"Gee, do you really think that there's still enough time...?"
>
>
>