Date: Sun, 12 Dec 1999 16:10:29 -0500
From: ARON KAY* <pieman-AT-pieman.org>
Subject: Seattle xmas carol


<<     World Trade (to the tune:  Silver Bells)

     People clashing.  Windows smashing.
     Chaos mile after mile.
     In the air we are feeling the tear gas..
     Kids a-looting.  Cops a-shooting.
     Rubber bullets galore.
     And on every street corner there's fear.
     World Trade.  World Trade.
     What have you done to our city?
     What ding-a-ling, let you bring
     This mess to our peaceful place?
     ---------------------------------------

     Let us go, WTO, WTO (to the tune:  Let  Snow, let
  it snow)

     Oh the riots outside are frightful
     And they get much worse at nightfall.
     So remember: keep your head down low,
     WTO-WTO-WTO

     The mayor is sad and shaken.
     To a nightmare he awakened.
     What a crisis to undergo!
     WTO-WTO-WTO

     When the anarchists say goodbye,
     Once there's nary a building left clean.
     They'll be laughing with great delight
     All the way back to Eugene.

     Now the dumpster fires are dying.
     As some shoppers start their buying.
     But the memory will never go.
     WTO-WTO-WTO
     -----------------------------------

     Twelve Days of Trade Talks (to the tune:  12 Days
  of Christmas)

     On the 12th day of trade talks, my city gave to
  me:
     12 Marchers marching
     11 Looters looting
     10 Chanters chanting
     9 Cops a-freaking
     8 troopers trooping
     7 Blocks a-burning
     6 Merchants weeping
     5 Poison clouds
     4 Falling Bottles
     3 Blunt clubs
     2 Stinging eyes
     and
     Embarrassment on national tv. >>


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