File spoon-archives/anarchy-list.archive/anarchy-list_1999/anarchy-list.9912, message 717


From: "danceswithcarp" <dcombs-AT-bloomington.in.us>
Subject: Wishing you the, uh, er, um
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 1999 17:22:01 -0500


 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
 my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
 socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
 gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
 holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
 of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
 practices of your choice, with respect for the
 religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
 others, or their choice not to practice religious or
 secular traditions at all . . . and a politically
 successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
 uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
 accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect
 for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
 contributions to society have helped make America great
 (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than
 any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
 hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
 age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
 platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
 
 (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
 terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
 withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration
 to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
 wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
 her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
 law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
 This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
 usual application of good tidings for a period of one
 year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
 greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
 limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
 new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)



   

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