From: XVerbiage-AT-aol.com
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 01:28:28 EST
Subject: Re: Anti-Fascist Victory At Yahoo


Yeah, well that's just one battle one. There's another hidden group of 
fascists...
Hmm... id like to share a story about chicken racism with everyone. I'd like 
to dedicate this story to all the oppressed fancy chickens with pom poms on 
their heads.  
...K, so I've got this crazy ass aunt. She's got crazy ass chickens. 
Fascism does not stop at the chicken coop! ! ! !  The chicken coop is 
completely segregated. Side A)The boring white kfc sponsored racist hens, 
given the name "Dixie chicks". Side B)The fancy black speckled hen with pom 
pom on her head. 

The dixie chick hens have committed many radical discriminating crimes 
against the fancy black speckled chicken with a pom pom on her head--they've 
even managed to sucker the rooster into their fascist ploy.

The list of crimes is long and emotionally charged. The dixie chick chickens 
subjected the fancy speckled black hen with pom poms on her head to physical 
and psychological distress...

Probably the most disturbing are several witness testimonies; which state 
that they had overheard the dixie chicks, on one or more occasions,  
muttering "bawka bawk bawk bawky". (A translator was not available at the 
time to verify that the chickens were plotting to murder the fancy speckled 
black chicken with pom poms on her head while she was roosting all alone).

So, this crazy ass aunt--attempting to take matters into her own 
hands--gathers all the chickens into the Friendship Circle. Then, had them 
all join together in song--singing what other than Kumbiya.( I shit u not, 
this lady's a trip) I'm sorry to report that the repetition of this 
idealistic, peaceful, full hearted, campfire, marshmallow roastn' song, did 
not bring the chickens any closer together.

Since, fascism does not stop at the coop. Because the rays of racism, have 
diseased the chickens of our nation, our wonderful, great, superb, world, the 
chickens, will never be united. If the chickens will never be free, then I'll 
be, we will never either.

CHICKEN, SMICKEN!
*~*Verbiage*~*