Subject: Re: Penises in an anarchist society
Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 13:25:51 +0100



> I got a kick in the balls when I was about 13, and from the resulting
injuries
> was convinced that I had nad cancer for about the next month, although
this was
> aggravated by the fact that a friend of mine the same age of me had cancer
at
> the time, so I was extra paranoid about stuff like that.
> Imagine if some other vital organ was contained in a flimsy sack where it
could
> easily be knocked about.
>
> The Lorax

On the other hand this could be evidence for God being male. Cancer of the
gonads is eminently more curable than cancers of women's bits as it has to
travel a fair distance before spreading, and you usually only lose one out
of the two anyway. Perhaps it's like the crumple zones in modern cars. You
knacker your front near-side cluster, but the effect doesn't ripple back
along the chassis as in 50s and 60s cars. Men are obviously akin to your
modern motor [better design, good safety features] whereas women are more
retro - better styling and neat lines with interesting detailing but tending
to rippling effects under stress.

Andy
[After jeremy clarkson]