Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2000 16:07:03 +1200
Subject: Re: Penises in an anarchist society


> On the other hand this could be evidence for God being male. Cancer of the
> gonads is eminently more curable than cancers of women's bits as it has to
> travel a fair distance before spreading, and you usually only lose one out
> of the two anyway. Perhaps it's like the crumple zones in modern cars. You
> knacker your front near-side cluster, but the effect doesn't ripple back
> along the chassis as in 50s and 60s cars. Men are obviously akin to your
> modern motor [better design, good safety features] whereas women are more
> retro - better styling and neat lines with interesting detailing but tending
> to rippling effects under stress.
>
> Andy
> [After jeremy clarkson]

Give me an old car any day, especially if it's got tail fins.  It's been a dream
of mine for quite a while to get an old Zephyr and fit it with an exotic engine,
but with the price of licences in NZ I can't even afford to learn to drive.  I
should have taken the chance to do so when I was 15 and it was still cheap.
Looks like I'll be catching the bus until I'm at least 30.

The Lorax