Subject: Re: G-7 - Who moved Cuba?
Date: Thu, 8 Jun 2000 16:49:40 +0100


From: Ali Kazmi <
> Maybe Fidel is a closet Glam Rocker. Grooving in sequins and
high heels.

I suppose he must yearn to break out from those army overalls


> So how goes life in Britannia. Will Phil marry wasshername? Did the Queen
> mother get mooned? Did any spaceships land in Stonehenge?

Well, the Queen apparently met Camilla Parker-Bowles, the adulterous ex-wife
of  the Silver Stick in Waiting, Col Andrew Parker-Bowles, at a party given
by Chazza at his place last week, so speculation <yawn> is rife.  Phil the
Greek refused to go though. No-one mooned at the QM, but personally I think
she's already dead. We rarely see her, and when we do she's either on an
electric buggy or wearing floaty floor length chiffon, 'neath which I
suspect lurks a skilled dwarf puppeteer [and before anyone moans about
'dwarf', I know a right on 'dwarf' activist and he uses the term 'dwarf']
moving the increasingly pale, seemingly embalmed limbs.

> as you can probably tell, I have been in seclusion. My occasional dips
into
> the list yield incomprehensible trivia about mumps, Earth First and
> capitalistic femmes. Outside the window, khaki uniforms cavort in the
dust,
> hand in hand with bearded taliban.

What are bearded taliban doing in your neck of the woods? - I thought you
had some sort of Maginot line keeping them out, mind you it didn't work for
the French either.

>I will be traveling soon to India, to
> visit in-laws, which trip, premonition informs, will be spent being
followed
> by spooks and questioned by the trench-coated types (who in India wear
> trench-dhoties). wish me luck!
>
What do the Sikh spooks wear? Do they have a turbanic equivalent of the sort
of Latin Americanesque hat which goes well with mirrored ray-bans? Good luck
with the border and be careful if you're on the trains - yours is the only
area where the railways kill more than ours do. Hope the in-laws have some
good food in.

Andy