Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2000 15:26:45 -0500 From: danceswithcarp <dcombs-AT-bloomington.in.us> Subject: Re: Do not forward email petitions/breasts debunked At 01:55 AM 7/14/00 +1200, The Lorax wrote: >Andy wrote: > > > Although the Weekly World News occasionally slips up and prints a true > story, > > we > > suspect this one belongs in the "HOW TO TELL IF YOUR DOG WORSHIPS SATAN!" > > and "NEW REMOTE-CONTROL DEVICE GIVES WOMEN ORGASMS -- AT UP TO 80 YARDS > > AWAY!" class. > >My cat worships Satan. Our new dog runs my life. Her name is Samantha but we call her Sam. She is a full-blooded Black and Tan Bloodhound. She is 11 weeks old. Sam talks to me. Sam says "Welcome to the sewers of Indy-anna..." Anyone want to see a small jpg picture of what a puppy Blood-Hound looks like? We're teaching her to man-trail. I have to go. Sam is telling me she is thirsty for blood. carp
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