Subject: Re: the d'oh of homer
Date: Tue, 1 Jan 2002 11:13:28 -0600



----- Original Message -----
From: Joacim Persson <joacim-AT-ymex.net>
Subject: Re: the d'oh of homer

> So (obviously?) it was planned well ahead?
> Maybe they have plans ready to invade every corner of this planet; from
> Somalia to Norway, just in case. Or maybe there were only looking for an
> excuse to invade Afghanistan in particular. Since UBL has stayed in
> Afghanistan for some time, the latter is not too unrealistic.  Moving
about
> carriers takes time, but there is always one or two in the Persian Gulf.
>
> On the other hand, the US military is perhaps planning to invade
> everything, in alphabetic order.  What's next? er... Albania? then
Andorra?
> After the conquest of Azerbadjan comes the letter `B'. Watch out, Erik.

Actually, if you'll check your gazeteer you'll find that, alphabetically,
Alabama will be first in line for invasion and occupation.  I do know a lot
of my friends and kin down there are stockpiling guns, ammo, food, and
toilet tissue.  ;o)

old goat
Waiting for opportunity is like waiting
 for the river to dry up before you cross it.