Date: Fri, 24 May 2002 20:10:56 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Daily London Daily Telegraph Bleed (fwd)


For what it's worth, in case you were wondering why this message (which
does have anarchy-list in the "To" header, as it's a "SpoonEdict"
special; for which much thanks) was also filtered out, and so has had to
be manually approved, it's been caught by another filter, this time an
anti-virus one:

We filter out all messages that include the text ".exe," in that this
normally indicate that the message contains an executable file (for which
read virus).  We get tons of these, too.  Very occasionally, these are in
fact messages that should be approved to the relevant list(s).  So, when
our workrate is high, we go through these messages (and again, there are
tons of them) looking for such posts that have been accidentally caught by
what is inevitably a more or less crude mechanism.  This is an example of
one of thsoe few non-virus-laden posts.

Where, you ask is the ".exe" in this message...

"1921 - Beginning of  the trial of .... anarchist...execution
Name the famous judge & his great quote on the golf course."

For purists, I will also approve this post without my commentary.

Take care

Jon, your friendly Telegraph-reading commie (or is that nazi?) commissar
and all-round bad guy

for
the spoonFed collective
http://lists.village.virginia.edu/spoons/

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Fri, 24 May 2002 10:23:48 -0700
From: "David Brown, Recollection" <recall-AT-eskimo.com>
To: Anarchy list <anarchy-list-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu>
Subject: Daily London Daily Telegraph Bleed

Sorry, in compliance with SpoonEdict,
the Daily NewNew!! Bleed will now provide complete articles
from the London Daily Telegraph, Vanity Fair,
People Magazine, Rupert Murdoch, etc, for "discussion"
instead of the usual Daily Old!!Old!! Bleed.

Recent "discussion" on Anarchy list from London Daily Telegraph
& other important tabloids have featured these pieces in full:

Arms Blown Up By Marines Were Mine
Why does John Malkovich want to kill me?
Mourning will be brief  April 1, 2002 The Guardian
by Christopher Hitchens, columnist for Vanity Fair.

The Daily Bleed intends to reInvent itself to elicit
more important "discussion" which this list has
been short on of recent, in complaince with SpoonEdict
& to keep up with other important "discussion" such as
Kniesel's non-anarchist Internet Fascist.

>From today's Daily NewNew!! Bleed:

DUKE ...
Big ...

WOMEN'S INTERNATIONAL DISARMAMENT DAY.

If all women are disarmed, only .... [fill in the blank & explain
your choice along with dietary habits, drinking & drugs of choice...
be sure you share this anarchist information with this list]

Contestants Two winners will be selected by the SpoonFed Collective
& will receive free copies of the Anarchy List as a Door Prize.
Answers, no less than 30 rambling pages, should be sent direct to:
spoons-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu

1861 - Leo Tolstoy is no fucking anarchist.

1864 - Zo D'Axa lives. Lampoon this asshole. What is
a Lampoon? What is a Poon?

Is it true that a variation of Poon (eg, sPoon) recently
D'Axad the ol Daily Bleed?

http://www.eskimo.com/~recall/bleed/sinners/D'AxaZo.htm

1884 - Anti-Monopoly party... See you there. Anti-Winner
gets free sub to this list. We are nothing if not the Anarchist
Party!Party!Party!

1899 - Henri Michaux ...lyric....drugs. His ...of.....

1905 - [...] is controversial, allegedly plagiarized

1910 - US: Emma Goldman ... [well maybe she did,
maybe not]. Anybody know exactly why?

1921 - Beginning of  the trial of .... anarchist...execution
Name the famous judge & his great quote on the golf course.

http://recollectionbooks.com/siml/library/vanzettipoem.htm

1959 - First house...
                               DUCK'N'COVER!


1963 - Elmore ...suffers ... Name the instrument he suffered

                              DUST MY BROOM!

1968 -  University occupations ... Name the 4 countries

Also where did the undertakers go on strike & who uttered:

                "NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO DIE"

1968 - Government plans to call out the army in what country?.

   In the evening battles break out ...

1968 -  Name the city & country:

   The old guardians of power
   & authority look on helplessly as workers control their
   own lives.

1968 - ...pouring blood on ...

1980 - Hundreds arrest...

1981 - First International ....

1982 - Japan: Over 200,000 people ...

 1984 - New Zealand: Largest ...


The more things change, the more they ....

   "Corrupted by wealth & power, your government is like a
   restaurant with only one ..."

                                                   ---Huey Duey & Looie

--- Anti-DailyBleed 5000 or thereabouts to be exact.

[Sorry, Daily Bleed in full not available on this list.


---AuntieWhoWritesThisShit?]