Subject: Fw: [v-nv-mobilize] ...or, how to fight back againt the police
Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 21:09:24 +0100
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Subject: [v-nv-mobilize] ...or, how to fight back againt the police
...or, how to fight back againt the police.The Best
Drinking Story Ever
from the state where
drinking and driving is
considered a sport, comes a true story from Houston,
Texas.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a
local
neighborhood bar.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so intoxicated
that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around
the
parking lot for a
few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After
what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
different vehicles, the man managed to find his own
car
which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as
a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off (it was a dry
night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted
the horn and then
switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward
a
few inches, reversed
a little and then remained stationary for a few more
minutes as more patrons
left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the
parking lot and started to drive slowly down the
street.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this
time, now started up his patrol car, put on the
flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and
carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the
Breathalyzer indicated
no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the
officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be
broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the
designated
decoy."
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"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of
servitude better than the animating contest of freedom,
go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms.
Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your
chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye
were our countrymen."
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