Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2002 23:52:14 -0700
From: Kristopher Barrett <kbarrett-AT-cotse.com>
Subject: Re: let's not lie carp...


At 01:50 PM 10/7/2002, you wrote:
>My 14 year old has allready pierced her bellybutton (twice) her nipple and
>her tongue (which allready had a razor sharp serrated cutting edge) and is
>insisting on a tatoo now  >sigh< if I open my mouth it's "speak to the hand"
>or "fuck off out my face"
>She is not the fruit of my womb, she is evil demon-spawn sent to torment me
>for my sins.............I REPENT!
>H
>ps is it true you can sell them to rich arabs or was that just a myth?

Yes... just have her answer any ad with a mid-east phone number for "housekeepers" in a Phillipines newspaper or employment website.

Or you could just part her out:
http://organs4life.com/pgs/donate.shtml

BTW, your daughter will probably make all of the bad dating decisions that you did, as well.

Hope this helps, have a nice day.



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Kristopher Barrett         http://www.cotse.net/users/kbarrett