From: "john bechtel" <dsidnt-AT-hotmail.com>
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Bush Seeks U.N. Support
Date: Sun, 06 Oct 2002 14:54:52 +0000







> > http://www.theonion.com/onion3836/bush_seeks_un_support.html
> >
> > Bush Seeks U.N. Support For 'U.S. Does Whatever It Wants' Plan
> >
> > UNITED NATIONS- In an address before the U.N. General Assembly Monday,
> > President Bush called upon the international community to support his
>"U.S.
> > Does Whatever It Wants" plan, which would permit the U.S. to take any
>action
> > it wishes anywhere in the world at any time.
> >
> > "As a shining beacon of freedom and democracy, America has inspired the
> > world," said Bush in his 25-minute address. "With its military might, it
>has
> > kept the peace and bravely defended the unalienable [sic] rights of
>millions
> > around the globe. In this spirit, I call upon the world's nations to
>support
> > my proposal to give America unrestricted carte blanche to remove 
>whatever
> > leaders, plunder whatever resources, and impose whatever policies it 
>deems
> > necessary or expedient."
> >
> > According to top Bush Administration officials, if the measure is passed
>by
> > the U.N. --and possibly if it is not--  the U.S. would immediately 
>launch
> > invasions of Iraq, North Korea, and Cuba; establish oil-drilling
>operations
> > in Siberia; install nuclear-missile silos in Mongolia along the Chinese
> > border; make English the official language of the planet; detain 
>thousands
> > of Middle Eastern nationals currently in the U.S. on temporary visas;
>begin
> > each day with a moment of worldwide prayer; and prohibit Japan and 
>Germany
> > from manufacturing automobiles.
> >
> > In addition, no demonstration against U.S. actions by any foreign nation
>or
> > individual would be permitted. Any such protestation would be deemed a
>high
> > crime subject to a U.N. tribunal, with those found guilty flown to Texas
>for
> > execution by lethal injection.
> >
> > "After the unspeakable events of last Sept. 11, the U.S. was deeply
>touched
> > by the outpouring of support and condolences from our neighbors and 
>allies
> > the world over," Bush said. "This kindness played a vital role in our
> > national healing process, but, more importantly, it cemented our
> > long-standing self-image as THE country, with all other nations lumped
> > together into a vague, foreign Other Place. I call upon you now to join 
>us
> > in our vision of America as the only country whose wishes matter."
> >
> > Bush then turned to the pressing issue of Iraq.
> >
> > "Despite repeated American efforts to change the situation, Saddam 
>Hussein
> > defiantly continues his longtime policy of being the president of Iraq,"
> > Bush said. "The time has come for this man to step down, because we want
>him
> > to."
> >
> > In addition to enabling the U.S. to address foreign crises, Bush said 
>his
> > plan will help solve many of the nation's domestic problems.
> >
> > "While there exist many grave threats to America abroad, we suffer still
> > more problems-from unemployment to a lack of quality, affordable
> > housing-right here at home," Bush said. "After this resolution is 
>passed,
>we
> > will begin a 10-year project to clean out our nation's landfills and
> > toxic-waste sites, transport the materials to Central American jungles,
>and
> > build low-cost housing on the newly cleared land. This would solve the
> > housing shortage, create thousands of construction jobs, and improve our
> > nation's environment, all in one fell swoop."
> >
> > As much of a boon as it would be to America, Bush stressed that his plan
> > will also benefit the rest of the world, giving foreigners greater 
>access
> > than ever to American goods and entertainment.
> >
> > "From the Beijing businessman who treats his family to dinner at KFC to
>the
> > New Delhi textile worker who unwinds after a hard day's work by watching
> > Friends, the world community has embraced our many wonderful cultural 
>and
> > commercial exports," Bush said. "As part of my plan, the U.S. will be
> > allowed to export its products tariff-free, while other countries' goods
> > will be subject to heavy taxes. This will help ensure that people the
>world
> > over will continue to enjoy our computers, DVDs, and soft drinks, free 
>of
> > the clutter of competing non-American goods on their store shelves."
> >
> > Bush concluded his speech by calling upon the U.N. to fly an extra-large
> > U.S. flag outside its headquarters, high above the other member nations'
> > flags.
> >
> > "From the Monroe Doctrine to our ignoring of the Kyoto Treaty, America 
>has
> > always boldly defied the powers that be. Ever since its founding, this
>great
> > nation has courageously asserted its will, bravely tuning out the
>objections
> > of the other nations of the world," Bush said at the speech's 
>conclusion.
>"I
> > urge you today, do not let that legacy die. Allow us to continue our
> > long-standing tradition of getting our way."
> >
> > Global reaction to Bush's plan has been mixed, with 56 percent of
>Americans
> > in support and 100 percent of non-Americans strongly opposed.
> >
> >




                    Later, John

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