From: "john bechtel" <dsidnt-AT-hotmail.com> Subject: Science & Government Date: Tue, 07 Jan 2003 18:48:39 +0000 >A major research institution has recently announced >the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet >known to science. The new element has been >tentatively named "Governmentium." Governmentium has 1 > neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, >and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic >mass of 312. > >These 312 particles are held together by forces called > morons. These, in turn, are surrounded by vast >quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. >Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. >However, it can be detected as it impedes every >reaction with which it comes into contact. > >A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction >to take over 4 days to complete when it would >normally take less than a second. > >Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it >does not decay, but instead undergoes a >reorganization in which a portion of the assistant >neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. > > >In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase >over time, since each reorganization will cause some >morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. > > >This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some >scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed >whenever morons reach a certain quantity in >concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred >to as "Critical Morass". You will know it when you >see it. >______________________________ > >Keep the following in mind at all times: "For every >action, there is an equal and opposite government >program." Later, John ------------------------------------------------ "The price of repression is greater than the cost of liberty." -W.E.B. DuBois, from "John Brown" guilty websites: www.infoshop.org www.stlimc.org www.kdhx.org _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail
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