File spoon-archives/anarchy-list.archive/anarchy-list_2003/anarchy-list.0301, message 41


From: "john bechtel" <dsidnt-AT-hotmail.com>
Subject: Science & Government
Date: Tue, 07 Jan 2003 18:48:39 +0000



>A major research institution has recently announced
>the  discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet
>known to science. The new  element has been
>tentatively named "Governmentium." Governmentium has 1
>  neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
>and 11 assistant deputy  neutrons, giving it an atomic
>mass of 312.
>
>These 312 particles are held together by forces called
>  morons. These, in turn, are surrounded by vast
>quantities of lepton-like  particles called peons.
>Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
>However, it can be detected as it impedes every
>reaction with which it comes  into contact.
>
>A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction
>to  take over 4 days to complete when it would
>normally take less than a second.
>
>Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it
>does  not decay, but instead undergoes a
>reorganization in which a portion of the  assistant
>neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
>
>
>In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase
>over time, since each reorganization will cause some
>morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
>
>
>This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
>scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed
>whenever morons reach a  certain quantity in
>concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred
>to  as "Critical Morass". You will know it when you
>see  it.
>______________________________
>
>Keep the following in mind  at all times: "For every
>action, there is an equal and opposite government
>program."

                    Later, John

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