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Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 07:46:46 +0100 (BST)
From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Volodya=20V=20Anarhist?= <volodyanarchist-AT-yahoo.com>
Subject: Bush declares the war on U.S.


Bush falls, hits head, declares war on U.S.
http://deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2003_05_10_4557.php
10 May 2003 by Malcolm Drury

US President "Boy" George W Bush stunned the world today when,
after taking
a fall and bumping his head while dressed in full tank commander
regalia, he
got up and immediately declared war on the USA. "I have realised
that we
have weapons of mass destruction, so according to my doctrine of
pre-emptive
strikes to remove any threat I instruct US forces to attack and
overcome
themselves and then seek and destroy all such weapons," he said.
"We will
not rest until we have freed ourselves from the threat of
ourselves. Make no
mistake about it - we will prevail."

Startled White House officials quickly whisked the President
away and later
issued a statement saying that the he had a cold and would be
cancelling his
engagements for the rest of his term, adding that Secretary of
Offence
Donald Rumsfeld would be taking over the presidency as no-one
could remember
the name or whereabouts of the Vice President.

Shortly afterwards former General Alexander Haig, former advisor
to former
President Reagan, was seen running up Constitution Avenue in
Washington in a
night shirt drooling and shouting "I'm in charge". However,
other White
House officials confirmed that Rumsfeld, not Haig, was in
charge, and went
on to deny rumours that Mr. Rumsfeld had decided to take the
title
Reichsmarshall. "That rumour is ridiculous," they said. "Mr.
Rumsfeld is
considering a number of titles, and that's only one of them."

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