Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 14:39:23 -0400
From: Chuck0 <chuck-AT-mutualaid.org>
Subject: BUSH'S CLOCK


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Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 09:24:08 -0700 (PDT)
From: Yippee <yip_peee-AT-yahoo.com>
To: SMYGO <smygo-AT-yahoogroups.com>


BUSH'S CLOCK

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven.  As he stood in front of 
St.Peter at the Pearly Gates,  he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. 
  He asked, "What are all those clocks?"  St. Peter answered, "Those are 
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the 
hands on your clock will move."  "Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is 
that?"   "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating 
that she never told a lie."  "Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose 
clock is that one?"  St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's 
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two 
lies in his entire life."  "Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld. 
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."