From: "roger, roger" <ineffable-AT-comcast.net>
Subject: u$ bombs yorkshire
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2004 18:02:40 -0800


impeding war inevitable say this reporter's sources.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040112/325/ej7mv.html

having had enough from our upstart province, and apparently in
response to reports that the neo-Cons were behind the assasination of
super-secret agent Princess Diana, the u$ air force bombed Market
Weighton, in Yorkshire last week.  oddly, no one seemed to notice.
oh, well.  you just can't insult some people.

roger