Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 12:33:56 -0800 (PST) From: "Zo d'Axa" <zo_daxa-AT-yahoo.fr> Subject: Re: Things to do before Inauguation 31. kill bush ? Ze Sprout ps. his visit to brussels is planned in february, so that's a bit too late ;-( --- dan combs <dcombs-AT-bloomington.in.us> wrote: > Thirty Things to Do Before the Inauguration > > 1. Get that abortion you've always wanted. > > 2. Drink a nice clean glass of water. > > 3. Cash your social security check. > > 4. See a doctor of your own choosing. > > 5. Spend quality time with your draft age > child/grandchild. > > 6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that > matter. > > 7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying. > > 8. Hoard gasoline. > > 10. Borrow books from library before they're banned > - Constitutional > law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic > of Cancer, etc. > > 11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a > crucifix - do it now. > > 12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY! > > 13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research > you can. > > 14. Stay out late before the curfews start. > > 15. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his > "accident." > > 16. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan > addition. > > 17. Use the phrase -- "you can't do that -- this is > America." > > 18. If you're white -- marry a black person, if > you're black -- marry > a white person. > > 19. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a > snowmobile or a > base-jumper. > > 20. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music > class. > > 21. Start your school day without a prayer. > > 22. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future > generations. > > 23. Learn French. > > 24. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay > friends. > > 25. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US. > > 26. Try to take photographs of animals on the > endangered species list. > > 27. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt. > > 28. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive. > > 29. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill." > > 30. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State. > > > -- > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.296 / Virus Database: 265.6.0 - Release > Date: 12/17/2004 > > > ====<quote> ... </unquote> __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Read only the mail you want - Yahoo! Mail SpamGuard. http://promotions.yahoo.com/new_mail
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