Subject: AUT: [Fwd: Fw: What the Late Night Comedians are Saying] From: chris wright <cwright.21stcentury-AT-rcn.com> Date: 05 Apr 2003 15:18:11 -0600 I hate late night TV talkshow hosts, but these are pretty funny. Cheers, Chris > > >President Bush said that Iraq looked like a rerun of a bad movie.' Well > > sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going > > > to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?" -- > > > Jay Leno > > > > > > "President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to > > > wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the > > > American voters to become president, either." -- David Letterman > > > > > > "In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam > > > Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, > > > housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He > > > finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we > > > could bring that here if it works out." -- Jay Leno > > > > > > "President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that > > > democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have > > > a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? > > > We can't even get this in Florida." -- Jay Leno > > > > > > "Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a > > > 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, > > > look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'" -- Craig Kilborn > > > > > > "We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass > > > destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. > > > There's just one problem -- it's in North Korea." -- Jon Stewart > > > > > > "War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They > > > were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that > > > spells 'OIL.'" -- Jay Leno > > > > > > "CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three > > > parts ... regular, premium and unleaded." -- Jay Leno > > > > > > "Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. > > > See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. > > > First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares > > > war." -- Jay Leno > > > > > > For more, go to: > > > > > > http://www.buzzflash.com/analysis/03/04/01_haha.html > --- from list aut-op-sy-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu ---
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