Date: Sun, 7 Feb 1999 21:16:52 -0500 (EST) From: Marsha Faizi <mfaizi-AT-rbnet.com> Subject: Lice Jean Dragon wrote: Kick you own ass Dear Associate Professor, I appreciate your concern. Just for fun, I will relate a charming story of how I accomodated a young professor in my long ago past. He was a truly horrid creature. Cute in a way but so mean that I reckon he ate his students for breakfast. I was manager and buyer for a bookstore in the city, not far from the university where this little troll was employed. He intimidated my clerks so badly, boys and girls alike, that they could bear to take his orders. He often had the girls in tears. Hence, it was my duty to attend him. I often wondered if he did this on purpose because he would rather deal with me. Some men prefer bitches. He never made me cry. If he attempted to be rude, I would say, "You know that I will not tolerate your insults. Save it for your students." For some reason, he ordered large quantities of books from us, ten or fifteen at a time. It was a tedious matter to have to look up all the titles and write up all the orders. Ingram did not carry the titles he wanted. It would take about an hour to get his orders straight and he was not appreciative of any effort on his behalf. He seemed to enjoy a position in which he clearly had a subordinate at his mercy. He enjoyed my sharp tongue, no doubt, but he knew that he was the customer and that I was bound to serve him. One day, he came to pick up a large number of books that he had ordered. For customers who bought such a large quantity of books, I gave our large shopping bags for them to carry them. I reached for a bag and the only one that was left was a white one with the picture of a large pink pussy cat with large pink ribbons about its neck and head. Adorable. I said, "Oh, Peter, look. This will suit you." and I began piling his books into the bag. He stared at me uncertainly for a minute but, then, he saw that I was quite serious and that there was nothing that he could do about it. I was going to force him to take the bag. I finished wrapping his books and I handed him the bag. He blushed and said, "Thank you." As he left the store, I summoned my clerks to come to the window. I said, "Look at Peter and his pink pussy bag. Think I did a good job with him?" We had a good laugh at his expense. It did look truly funny to watch the professor who ate his students for breakfast and reduced my clerks to tears make his way down the street carrying his pink pussy bag. Indeed, it did suit him. Faizi
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