Date: Thu, 07 Jan 1999 09:45:26 +0000 From: Daniel Haines <daniel-AT-tw2.com> Subject: Re: the family, capitalism, antioedipus, the outside, quotes from who knows where of course! we can understand everything by relating it to a victorian family unit - if only someone had thought of this earlier... dan h.99 Unleesh-AT-aol.com wrote: > > ">A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, > >> > > >> >"What is politics?" > >> > > >> >Dad says, > >> > > >> >"Well son, let me try to explain it this way: > >> > > >> >I'm the breadwinner of the family, > >> >so let's call me Capitalism. > >> > > >> >Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, > >> >so we'll call her the Government. > >> > > >> >We're here to take care of your needs, > >> >so we'll call you the People. > >> > > >> >The nanny, > >> >we'll consider her the Working Class. > >> > > >> >And your baby brother, > >> >we'll call him the Future. > >> > > >> >Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." > >> > > >> >So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. > >> > > >> >Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to > >> >check > >> >on him. He finds that the baby severely soiled his diaper. So the > >> >little > >> >boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. > >> > > >> >Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door > >> >locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the > >> >nanny. > >> >He gives up and goes back to bed. > >> > > >> >The next morning, the little boy says to his father, > >> > > >> >"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." > >> > > >> >The father says, > >> > > >> >"Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all > >> >about." > >> > > >> >The little boy replies, > >> > > >> >"Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, > >> >the Government is sound asleep, > >> >the People are being ignored > >> >and the Future is in deep shit."" > > I would think endless variations of this could be generated, for some > interesting theoretical discussion. -- http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/chupacabras/48/ http://www.tw2.com/staff/daniel/ Ware ware Karate-do o shugyo surumonowa, Tsuneni bushido seishin o wasurezu, Wa to nin o motte nashi, Soshite tsutomereba kanarazu tasu. We who study Karate-do, Should never forget the spirit of the samurai, With peace, perseverance and hard work, We will reach our goal without failure.
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