Date: Fri, 08 Jan 1999 09:28:13 +0000
From: Daniel Haines <daniel-AT-tw2.com>
Subject: Re: Real Bodies Without Organs, not  Really


"He looked down at his chest which had "CALL 911 OR  YOU WILL DIE"
written on it in lipstick."

that's pretty nifty with lipstick - lots of words... he must have had a
very supple next as well - and they must have remembered to write it
upside down - not an easy task, I would imagine...

"He saw a phone was on a stand next to the tub"

how convenient!

"He explained to the EMS operator what the situation was and
that he didn't know where he was, what he took, or why he was really 
calling.  She advised him to get out of the tub.  He did, and she  asked
him to 
look himself over in the mirror.  He did, and appeared normal, so she 
told him to check his back.  He did, only to find two 9 inch slits on
his lower back.
She told him to get back in the tub immediately, and they sent a rescue
team
over."

if he got back into the tub immediately  and didn't know where he was,
where exactly is the "over" that the rescue team was sent to?

while this kind of things may well happen, this story stinks of
bullshit, charles...

dan h.99