Date: Tue, 09 Dec 1997 00:43:35 -0800 From: Yoda Fan <yodafan-AT-slip.net> Subject: [Fwd: Love and Marriage, a series of short silly jokes] This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------B6EA87E3A943943EACC00C6D > >Love and Marriage > >===================> >If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, > >she'd be Kitty Twitty. > > > >If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, > >she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. > > > >If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, > >she'd be Dolly Dali. > > > >If Bo Derek married Don Ho, > >she'd be Bo Ho. > > > >If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, > >she'd be Oprah Chopra. > > > >If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, > >(hey! it's the '90's!), he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg. > > > >If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, > >then divorced him to marry Elton John, > >she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. > > > >If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, > >then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, > >she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. > > > >If Bea Arthur married Sting, > >she'd be Bea Sting. > > > >If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, > >he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. > > > >How about a baseball marriage? > >If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou. > > > >If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, > >then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G. > > > >If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, > >then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. > > > >If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, > >and Edith Piaf married Rose Tu the elephant, > >they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu. > > > >If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), > >King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener > >(mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. > > > >If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, > >divorced her and married Gregory Peck, > >divorced him and married Ben Hur, > >he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur. > > > >If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, > >then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, > >then divorced and married Martin Short, > >then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, > >we could all nod understandingly when we heard, > >"Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy." And If Morgen Freeman married Henry Fox He'd be Freeman Fox! Hey, you said it's the 90's!!!!! I'm sorry I should be more polite... --------------B6EA87E3A943943EACC00C6D >From yodafan Mon Dec 8 18:49:28 1997 Received: from relay1.smtp.psi.net [38.8.14.2] by ferret with esmtp (Exim 1.73 #8) id 0xfFjj-0004oc-00; Mon, 8 Dec 1997 18:49:27 -0800 Received: from nova.pbs.org by relay1.smtp.psi.net (8.8.5/SMI-5.4-PSI) id VAA11092; Mon, 8 Dec 1997 21:38:09 -0500 (EST) Received: from fcsmtp.pbs.org (fcsmtp.pbs.org) by pbsvax.pbs.org (PMDF V5.0-6 #15454) id <01IQY2H8IV3K8Y5JGJ-AT-pbsvax.pbs.org>; Mon, 08 Dec 1997 21:37:43 -0400 (EDT) Date: Mon, 08 Dec 1997 13:37:34 -0500 From: Kaveh_Nikpour-AT-KCSM.pbs.org (Kaveh Nikpour) Subject: Love and Marriage, a series of short silly jokes To: vidaf-AT-hotmail.com, rassuli-AT-smtplink.ipfw.indiana.edu, mahbodb-AT-fhlbsf.com, ghaffary-AT-marc.com, blt77-AT-concentric.net, dxt-AT-hotmail.com, venus-z-AT-ix.netcom.com, pakzad-AT-bora.dacom.co.kr, kourosh-AT-concentric.net, nfahimi-AT-visa.com, cadigan-AT-sirius.com, yodafan-AT-slip.net, motlaghm-AT-edify.com, MNVIKINGS-AT-MINDSPRING.COM, jfbrouwer-AT-aol.com, mkamarei-AT-verity.com, staghdissi-AT-aol.com, mehrdad-AT-ipc-interactive.com, mdabbagh-AT-hotmail.com, ffattahi-AT-ames.net, fazli-AT-SLAC.Stanford.EDU, calvinse-AT-hotmail.com, nsoleima-AT-cisco.com, famin-AT-max.state.ia.us, royaforoz-AT-hotmail.com, RazifaSN-AT-perkin-elmer.com, lcarrier-AT-mail06.mitre.org, sonia-AT-documentum.com, abahmany-AT-teknowledge.com, chapleen-AT-hotmail.com, ALBALU2-AT-aol.com, atousan-AT-hotmail.com, atabrizi-AT-scuacc.scu.edu, atabrizi-AT-unix.sjeccd.cc.ca.us, Bijan-AT-Redmond.InControl.com, nikpoun-AT-sverdrup.com, Clyde_Rivers-AT-KCSM.pbs.org (Clyde Rivers), Arlene_Shields-AT-KCSM.pbs.org (Arlene Shields) Reply-to: Kaveh_Nikpour-AT-KCSM.pbs.org (Kaveh Nikpour) Message-id: <3600084990.1367756-AT-pbs.org> Organization: PBS - Public Broadcasting Service X-Gateway: FirstClass Gateway for SMTP/NNTP (MacPPC) version 1.02 >Love and Marriage >===================>If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, >she'd be Kitty Twitty. > >If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, >she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. > >If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, >she'd be Dolly Dali. > >If Bo Derek married Don Ho, >she'd be Bo Ho. > >If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, >she'd be Oprah Chopra. > >If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, >(hey! it's the '90's!), he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg. > >If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, >then divorced him to marry Elton John, >she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. > >If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, >then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, >she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. > >If Bea Arthur married Sting, >she'd be Bea Sting. > >If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, >he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. > >How about a baseball marriage? >If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou. > >If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, >then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G. > >If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, >then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. > >If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, >and Edith Piaf married Rose Tu the elephant, >they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu. > >If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), >King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener >(mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. > >If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, >divorced her and married Gregory Peck, >divorced him and married Ben Hur, >he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur. > >If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, >then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, >then divorced and married Martin Short, >then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, >we could all nod understandingly when we heard, >"Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy." --------------B6EA87E3A943943EACC00C6D-- --- from list film-theory-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu ---
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