From: "Karen Magness-Eubank" <kareneri-AT-blueriver.net>
Subject: Re: Kidseye View of Morals and Ethics
Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2002 18:43:13 -0500


Rutger, 

How nice to find you here?  Enjoy the film festival. 

Karen
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Rutger H. Cornets de Groot" <cornets-AT-yahoo.com>
To: <film-theory-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu>
Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 11:51 AM
Subject: Re: Kidseye View of Morals and Ethics


> Welcome Karen to this film-theory list. It's too bad
> that it tends to be very quiet here, although on the
> other hand, at times when it is busy you may wish it
> was quiet. And then at yet other times, valuable
> soundbites may emerge from a few people that actually
> have something to offer. The big advantage of this
> list over the aesthetics-l list is that this one holds
> the promise of discussing film. 
> I'm off to the Rotterdam Film Festival to see some of
> Miike Takashi's latest films; meanwhile the VCR is
> taping "The Asphalt Jungle". La vita  bella.
> Regards,
> Rutger.
> 
> --- Karen Magness-Eubank <kareneri-AT-blueriver.net>
> wrote:
> > Wow!
> > 
> > There are other people on this list!
> > 
> > Who are you? Do you want to talk about film? Your
> > kids cutting their first
> > teeth? The relation between the image and event, as
> > Baudrillard sees it in
> > his recent essay "The Spirit of Terrorism?
> > Golden-Age Hollywood Cinema?
> > Bette Davis's Eyes?
> > 
> > Thanks H. Bone
> > 
> > Karen
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Michael Moretti" <moretti-AT-mac.com>
> > To: <film-theory-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu>
> > Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 2:02 AM
> > Subject: Re: Kidseye View of Morals and Ethics
> > 
> > 
> > > Deconstructionists 1, Home 0
> > >
> > > Michael Moretti
> > > Napa Valley, CA
> > >
> > > On Tuesday, January 29, 2002, at 05:16  PM, Earl
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > > Not much to do with film theory, but I didn't
> > see anything particularly
> > > > tasteless, though a lot not to my personal
> > taste. But then I don't
> > > > think my
> > > > taste, or anyone else's, should be the universal
> > by which such
> > > > definitive
> > > > claims are made.
> > > >
> > > > Earl Messer
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > From: Michael Moretti <moretti-AT-mac.com>
> > > > To: film-theory-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu
> > > > <film-theory-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu>
> > > > Date: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 7:16 PM
> > > > Subject: Re: Kidseye View of Morals and Ethics
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >> More tasteless than lighter.
> > > >>
> > > >> Amendments has only one "m."
> > > >>
> > > >> Michael Moretti
> > > >> Napa Valley, CA
> > > >>
> > > >> On Monday, January 28, 2002, at 08:07  PM,
> > hbone wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>> On the lighter side:
> > > >>>
> > > >>> 1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis,
> > God got tired of
> > > >>> creating
> > > >>> the world, so he took the Sabbath off
> > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple
> > tree. Noah's wife was
> > > >>> called
> > > >>> Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the
> > animals come on to in pears.
> > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but
> > a ball of fire by
> > > >>> night.
> > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 4. The Jews were a proud people! and
> > throughout history they had
> > > >>> trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 5. Samson was a strongman who let himself be
> > led astray by a Jezebel
> > > >>> like Delilah.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 6. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe
> > of the Apostles.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 7. Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where
> > they made unleavened
> > > >>> bread which is bread without any ingredients.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 8. The Egyptians were all drowned in the
> > dessert. Afterwards, Moses
> > > >>> went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten
> > ammendments.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 9. The first commandment was when Eve told
> > adam to eat the apple.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 10. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not
> > admit adultery.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 11. Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
> > Then Joshua led the
> > > >>> hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 12. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when
> > Joshua told his son to
> > > >>> stand still and he obeyed him.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 13. David was a hebrew king skilled at playing
> > the liar. he fought
> > > >>> with
> > > >>> the Finklesteins, a race of  people who lived
> > in Biblical times.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 14. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300
> > wives and 700 porcupines.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 15. When Mary heard that she was the mother of
> > Jesus, she sang the
> > > >>> Magna Carta.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 16. When the three wise guys from the east
> > side arrived, they found
> > > >>> Jesus in the manager.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 17. Jesus was born because Mary had an
> > immaculate contraption.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 18. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on
> > his head.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 19. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which
> > says to do one to others
> > > >>> before they do one to you. He also explained,
> > a man doth not live by
> > > >>> sweat alone.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 20. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the
> > dead and managed to get
> > > >>> the tombstone off the entrance.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 21. The people who followed the lord were
> > called the 12
> > > >>> decibels.
> > > >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 22. The epistles were the wives of the
> > apostles.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 23. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who
> > was also a taximan.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 24. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He
> > preached holy acrimony,
> > > >>> which
> > > >>> is another name for marriage.
> > > >>>
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > >>> 25. Christians have only one spouse. This is
> > called monotony
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
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> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> "Mr. President, it is not only possible, it is
> > essential. That is the
> > > >> whole idea of... this... machine, you know..."
> > Dr. Strangelove
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>     --- from list
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > "Mr. President, it is not only possible, it is
> > essential. That is the
> > > whole idea of... this... machine, you know..." Dr.
> > Strangelove
> > >
> > >
> > >
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> > 
> > 
> > 
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