File spoon-archives/french-feminism.archive/french-feminism_1999/french-feminism.9902, message 6


Date: Sun, 7 Feb 1999 09:08:38 +0800
From: scratchy-AT-iinet.net.au (Jenny Armstrong)
Subject: off-subject HUMOUR!


All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which,  over nine
months, develop into a complete female baby.   The problem occurs when cells
are instructed by the little  chromosomes to make a male baby instead.

Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells  necessary to
develop a male's reproductive organs have to  come from cells already
assigned elsewhere in the female.   Recent tests have shown that these cells
are removed from the  communications centre of the brain, migrate lower in
the body  and develop into male sexual organs.  If you visualise a normal
brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males  are born
a few cards short, so to speak.  And some of their cards  are in their
shorts.  This difference between the male and female  brain manifests itself
in various ways.

Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.  Little
boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket  over their
heads and running into walls. Little girls will think  about doing things
before taking any action. Little boys will  just punch or kick something and
will look surprised if someone  asks them why they just punched their little
brother who was half  asleep and looking the other way.

This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty,  when the
hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins.

After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains  differ, but
the centre of thought also differs.  Women think  with their heads.  Male
thoughts often originate lower in their  bodies where their ex-brain cells
reside.  Of course, the size  of this problem varies from man to man.  In
some men only  a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with
nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull,  sexually
speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as  "Republicans."  Other men
suffer larger brain cell relocation.   These men are medically referred to
as "Democrats."  A small  number of men suffer massive brain cell migration
to their groins.   These men are usually referred to as..... "Mr.
President."

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THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT has scoured the Bible for references to elephants,
and, failing to come up with any, refuse to let you mention them to their
children.

http://www.iinet.net.au/~scratchy/




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