From: GEVANS613-AT-aol.com
Date: Mon, 1 Dec 2003 22:18:30 EST
Subject: Deistic Water Sports?


The tree God spake thus:

'But God also has an 'enormous bladder'....'

Jud: 
He's certainly pissed on mankind from a great height for thousands of years - 
that's for sure!. Do you think he has predilection for 'water sports?'

We all get spam as the enigmatic guitar-strumming Bewildering Man in Black 
mentioned recently - I got the following celestial spam in my mailbox yesterday, 
which was uploaded to the 'Romanian Rat Fanciers' List on which I have lurked 
for many years.

'My name is God and I really enjoy pissing in front of and over people, and 
when no one is looking in public places like mountain tops, elevators, 
Hydroelectric power stations, parking lots and Wal-Mart stores. 

I - the great and jealous ME, ME, ME God - [copyrighted as the great 'I am'] 
like pissing all over people and animals and places, and get excited about 
leaving a mess for the little Adam and Eve-ite Volk I created long ago - in order 
that I might  pee over their descendants. Don't get me wrong - I'm not 
obsessed with urine  - I love spilling blood [copiously] as well as pee - as you all 
know well.

I also like sharing golden showers with plump young priests -- giving and 
receiving. I am now looking for nuns or a like minded group of inverts to share 
pissing activities with, and  would like to contact a 'pee patch' group. 
[that's a new one - even on a Heidegger list!]

Note: This is a reworking of a genuine internet message recently received.  

Is there a connection between urine and religion?

Cheers,

Jud.

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Jud Evans - ANALYTICAL INDICANT THEORY.
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