Date: Sun, 23 Feb 1997 10:54:36 +0100
Subject: M-G: Re: Poor Quality on Spoon


Several subscribers have commented on the dreary mediocrity of the Spoon lists.

I want to complain about the dreary mediocrity of

a) my job

b) my workmates

c) my neighbours

d) my neighbourhood

e) my town

f) my country of residence

g) my country of birth

h) Europe

i) the world

j) my ex-women

k) my woman

l) my kids

m) my parents

n) their parents

o) my supermarket

p) my food

q) my media

r) my old computer

s) my current computer

t) my next computer

u) my internet service

v) the weather

w) the windmills

and while I'm at it, I think I'll moan about the lousy pension I'll be
getting (today's paper had a cartoon where one pensioner was asking another
"How much do you pay for *your* pension, then?") and the pauper's funeral
they're already planning for me (yesterday's paper had a piece about
keeping the corpse at home, then using a cardboard casket and a ghetto
blaster).

So Heaven had better be what it's cracked up to be, or I'll have to
complain about poor quality there, too.

So I demand instant improvement or else!

Pull your socks up!

Cheers,

The Knight of the Sad Face




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