File spoon-archives/marxism-general.archive/marxism-general_1997/marxism-general.9711, message 285


Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 21:53:04 -0800
From: Mark Jones <Jones_M-AT-netcomuk.co.uk>
Subject: M-G: Giberish


I had not realised what a hornet's nest of total gibberish I was stubbing my toe
in when I barked up the wrong tree and not only subbed to M-Gen but
catatsrophically blundered into the part of the woods where orphaned Maoists
howl at the moon and disabled trots lurking in the bushes answer them back
fortissimo.

Let me repeat for the benefit of Marxism-General, in words you can understand,
what the adults have just finished discussing on Marxism-International.

1. Cows fart.
2. This buggers everything.
3. Smoking whatever you are smoking now also buggers everything.
4. Cars bugger everything.
5. This total buggeration affects everywhere, that means YOU.
6. Japanese little men now commit harakiri with microphones.
7. This means war. This also means YOU.
8. When you add buggeration (A) to buggeration (B) it won't matter a bugger
where you live or what you get, you are going to be BUGGERED.
9. Got it yet, children?
10. At a certain point of general buggeration, everyone is equally going to spot
that SOMETHING IS WRONG.
11. Then they will either put it right or they will be buggered. This is called
INTERNATIONALISM and it overrides all the buggeration caused by living in
different places and having different amounts of dosh.
12. OK, all straightened out?
13. Good. Then Back to your boxes, NOW!



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