Date: Thu, 04 Dec 1997 07:11:30 -0800
From: Mark Jones <Jones_M-AT-netcomuk.co.uk>
Subject: M-G: ROBERT MALECKI


ROBERT MALECKI JOINS FAR-RIGHT ORGANISATION

Renowned Internet warrior Bob 'Spart' Malecki has thrown in his lot with
the far-right and joined spooky, semi-clandestine London-based
neofascist outfit, 'Living Marxism'.

Malecki is the latest in a long line of illustrious theoreticians and
thinkers to make the trek rightwards. Predecessors include David
Horowitz (one-time author of The Free World Colossus', now a
Republican), Susan Sontag, Neil Young, Ronald Reagan and many others.
Earlier this century socialist leaders Benito Mussolini and Adolf
Schicklgruber also made the transition  (the Nazi leader changed his
name to Hitler when it became plain that the salutation 'Heil
Schicklegruber' was not going to catch on).

Reclusive Living Marxism guru, Frank 'Howard Hughes' Furedi is known to
have discovered secret archives in Moscow indicating that not only was
Lenin a paid-up member of the GOP, but even Karl Marx supported
fox-hunting and was a secret associate of Conservative leader Disraeli.

Malecki's unexpected somersault has left friends and enemies alike
shocked and dismayed. Daisy Schicklegruber of Ponders End, north London,
the last surviving neice of Adolf Schicklegruber, said, 'I never thought
Bob would go and do a thing like that. Such a nice young lad, 'e was.'

But there were straws in the wind, according to longtime associate Dave
Bedlam. 'These Sparts wanted to cover the planet with freeways and
drive-thru Macdonalds,' Bedlam said from his NZ condo, 'and LM is
secretly in the pay of Brazilian ranchers and an oil firm.' Bedlam is a
ruling council member of the LHGRMCRITR-N.

LM's insane guru Furedi is thought to have had secret dealings with Dave
Blaffit, a former south African secret policeman who now runs a filling
station on the M25. Blaffit once read Das Kapital.

 Frank 'Howard Hughes' Furedi is himself a former Trotskyite. In recent
years he has thrown in his lot with the World Bank and openly supports
police atrocities committed while evicting peasants from their land.
Malecki, in a characteristic move, said 'I agree with that.'

Malecki will join an illustrious team of LM lunatics, including former
weatherman Fred Singer, who thinks CFC is good for ozone, and other
loony toons who have argued that the human impact on the environment is
'undetectable' even though the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere has
increased by a third over pre-industrial times
and is set to double, with potentially catastrophic consequences.

Asked for their views, an LM spokesman refused to comment on
Malecki's breathtaking decision to join secretly-funded LM's grand plan
for promoting the idea that the human population is too small, global
warming is a myth, the World Bank is good, oil companies are better,
rain forests should be made into newsprint and Christmas  dinner should
be served with reconstituted turkey-burger.



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