Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 17:11:39 -0500 From: Louis Proyect <lnp3-AT-columbia.edu> Subject: Re: M-I: Plague panic Heartfield: >But the prophets of doom are in no mood to take comfort from the >achievements of science. Instead of making realistic assessments they >revel in worst case scenarios. 'How many disease-carrying reservoir and >vector species are there in the rain forest?', Garrett asks the ant >expert and sociobiologist EO Wilson. Replying more in the manner of a >mystic guru than an entomologist, Wilson tells her that this is 'unknown >and unknowable: the scale of the unknown is simply too vast to even >permit speculation'. Now wait a second. There are all sorts of scientifical factors that have to taken into account when talking about plagues. I saw this TV show the other night that said that Mount Pinatubo was spewing out more sulfur dioxide than comes out of a cow's tushy in a year. It has been well established that cow flatulence produces more sulfur dioxide in turn than all the rest of the animal kingdom put together, including all the tigers and kangaroos in Africa. Which reminds me, did you ever see the Tarzan movie when he uses two alligators as water skis while a hippotamus pulls him down a river? Some gloom mongers, who are in the habit of reading Heidegger while listening to Mahler, insist that sulfur dioxide explains not only the spread of AIDS but global warming as well. It releases free radicals or something like that. This is utter pish-posh. (Those free radicals can be a big pain as the ass, not nowhere as bad as the libertarians but you know about that...) The real truth is much truer than anybody ever really knew, a certain Dr. Mulligitawny, who is an award-winning chiropractor, has told Living Marxism, Real TV and Entertainment Tonight. He reveals that sulfur dioxide could be put to good use as a growth stimulant for the livestock industry. He knows somebody who used to live in Madagascar who swears on a Jewish bible that after pumping sulfur dioxide into the mouths of his prize pigs while giving them plutonium suppositories, they grew like the dickens. Not only were the pigs the largest he'd ever seen, the bacon shined in the dark which is great for romantic candle-lit dinners. You don't want to lose track of what you're eating. Louis Proyect --- from list marxism-international-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu ---
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