Date: Sat, 20 Apr 1996 16:12:02 -0400 (EDT)
From: Justin Schwartz <jschwart-AT-freenet.columbus.oh.us>
Subject: Re: joke time again



Why do they use attorneys instead of rats for lab experiments?

Because there are things rats won't do.
Because researchers become attached to rats.

A cruise ship sinks in shark infested waters. The sharks are chomping on
doctors, CPAs, corporate executives, but there's an attorney cooling his
his in the water, undisturbed and unconcerned in his life saving ring as
his companions are being devoured. "Why are they leaving you alove," says
a doctor as a shark closes in on him. The attorney replies: "Professional
courtesy."

--Justin


On Sat, 20 Apr 1996, Alex Trotter wrote:

> 
> [I hope Justin doesn't take offense at the following!]
> 
> 
> A teenage girl goes up to her father and says, "Dad? The 
> boys say I can't get pregnant if I have anal sex with them. Is that 
> true?  Can you get pregnant from anal sex?"
> 
> Her dad looks at her and says, "Why, of course you can get pregnant from 
> having anal sex.  Where do you think attorneys come from?"
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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